Okay, so I’m trying to figure out this Pinterest thing. I’ve got an account and a few bulletin boards. I don’t use it much at all, but I look around on it every now and then.
I did create a board for how I want my funeral to play out. Can’t decide if that’s too weird. I’ve got the perfect song to be played, and poem to be read and flowers for my attendee’s viewing pleasure. It’s possibly a little darker than your average Pinterest board about decorating or cooking, but you’d be surprised how many “repins” I’ve gotten on that board.
And after a few months of minimal use I start to notice that, just as with most social networking these days, the site was clearly harvesting my user habits for a profit somehow.
So I wasn’t surprised the other day I got an email addressed to me by name from Pinterest. The subject line read “Hi, Pinterest has some great boards that would be of interest to you!” Cool, I think. My ADD personality doesn’t want to really meet my deadlines today, so I’ll open the email and check out these boards they picked out just for me.
First suggested board — “Tattoos.” Uh, nothing against them, but I’m much too fickle to be able to commit to any one tattoo image for a whole week, much less a lifetime. And the thought of having one stretched over my eighty year old skin someday makes me throw up in my mouth a little. So I really don’t want to spend time looking at pictures of tattoos people have gotten of their dogs, girlfriends and photography equipment. Who knew camera tattoos were so popular?
Next up –“Birds.” If you’ve read my post that talked about birds, you know that I am pretty much terrified of them. I’ll never forget being dive bombed by a family of cackling Blue Jays years ago. Barely made it out with both eyes. So looking at pictures of birds with sharp, grimy claws up close and personal wants to make me run for the hills. Even though learning how to make a bird house out of a cowboy boot would be pretty awesome procrastination material next time I’m avoiding a work project.
And lastly — “Fun Crafts with the Bible.” Hmmm. Not sure how to put this, but I really don’t want to learn how to make crafts based on Bible characters. Although next time I need to know how to carve Noah’s ark out of a watermelon, I’ll know where to look. And the twelve disciples do appear to fit nicely into an egg carton.
Better luck next time, Pinterest. I can’t wait to see what you come up with for me next time.
Today I am grateful that online data mining doesn’t always work. Because it’s pretty entertaining when it doesn’t.